Okay, so I cosplay Orochimaru, and I wrote this skit for me and my friends. I'd love some advice and commentary on what you think about it.
The Talent Show
*Sasuke on stage*
S: The Ninja Academy talent show starts in five minutes! I HAVE to win, but I don’t have an act! Oh!
*Sasuke has an idea, and runs off stage. Orochimaru and Kabuto Enter*
K: Your plan is genius, Orochimaru-Sama! Entering the talent show in disguise! No one will know our true identities, not while we’re wearing these!
*Orochimaru pulls out a Barney Mask, and Kabuto pulls out a mask of the yellow Dinosaur in Barney. They put the masks on.*
O: Of course my plan is brilliant you fool! Don’t state the obvious! Now get off the stage, the show is starting.
*Orochimaru pulls Kabuto off the stage*
A: And now, presenting the Konoha Ninja Academy Talent Show!
*Sasuke comes on with Itachi plushie*
S: I must win this talent show! And I must avenge my clan! Itachi must DIE!
*Sasuke cuts off itachi’s head with a dagger. The head is rigged to fall off*
*Sasuke runs off stage, Kabuto and Orochimaru Enter. Music to Cold Hearted Snake starts playing, Kabuto and Orochimaru dance. When it’s over, All three stand at the front of the stage*
A: And the winner of the Academy’s Talent show is…
*Drum Roll, everyone looks nervous*
A: Oroto and Kabumaru! Now, please choose your prize.
*A board is brought out with a bunch of prizes. Sasuke is cursing, and wanders to the side of the prize board.*
K: What prize shall we take, Orochimaru-sama?
*Orochimaru thinks about it, before smirking*
O: This one!
*Grabs Sasuke, and kisses him. Kabuto gets mad and slaps Orochimaru.*
K: We’re through!
*Orochimaru looks guilty for a second, before shrugging and kissing Sasuke again. He then carries Sasuke off stage*
A: And that concludes this year’s Talent Contest! Thank you for watching!
What do you think? And please no stealing it! I was worried about putting this up, because last time I put up a skit onto a forum for advice, someone actually used it before I could, and didn't even ask for permission. If you want to use it, that's fine, just ask. ^_^
The only problem with the world is the idiots who inhabit it. So say I, Kiara.